What is Hot Pockets?
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1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.
-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.
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A term meaning sex, made popular by Z100's Z-Morning Zoo.
Have you had hot pockets yet?
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Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".
Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."
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Something xbox LIVE addicts eat
One example on xbox live says "I had to kill the dog for food because the hot pockets ran out."
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The term used to identify individuals with any one of a number of venereal diseases.
Marcy went to the clinic, and before she even saw the doctor, everyone knew she had hot pockets.
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A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.
Pass me that hot pockets.
Second one today?
Yes.
You know what will happen.
*dies*
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what michael moore has had too many of
"if you keep eating those hot pockets you'll turn into michael moore!!"
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