What is Hot Porridge?
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While having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, light up a cigarette pre-coitus. Then, before you blow your load, stick the lit end of the cigarette into her back and hold her there will it burns her skin. Finally, let it flow on top of the heat, hence earning its name due to the illusion of steaming hot porridge.
"I knew he had little respect for women, but the fact that he gave her hot porridge is simply detestable."
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