What is Hot Seat?
1.
To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
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2.
to put someone on the spot.
Theodore really put her on the Hot Seat
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3.
Stuffing a handful of Cinnamon Red Hots candies in your girlfriend's
Sometimes referred to as The MotorCity Hot Seat as it was reportedly the ill-concieved notion of a jackass from
Biff: Before our trip to Houghton Lake I gave my girl The
Hot Seat . 30 minutes later she was washing hercooch in a truckstop sink. Damn. That thing looked like Oopsy TheClown sticking his tongue out!
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4.
when you go to take a crap only to sit on a toilet heated by someone else's ass
Toilet has been recently used and grosses the new user out.
"Dude I ran into the bathroom and I got hot seat"
"O man thats gross"
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