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A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.
Certificatologist: "Hola mu..
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Another name for a penis, dick, cock, or johnson.
Hey dogg how would you like to smoke this big ol' meat stogie.
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While receiving a blowjob, you grab the girls head and give her an intense crossface with your erect penis. This is used to inflict pain..
