What is Hot Tony?
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A pudgy, self-absorbed male who is overly obsessed with the anus and believes he is a genius.
Hot Tony: Dude, I can't believe she stood me up! I told her how high my IQ was and everything!
Friend: What are you gonna do now?
Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.
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A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality
Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.
Friend: He's such a Hot Tony
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Random Words:
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An accomplishment that is of minimal or laughable importance.
Chris: I just won a fight on the Mel Gibson forum!
JT: Thats quite the J..
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When someone does something odd or out of the ordinary. Inspired by thom yorke of radiohead
"Bill just ran around screaming"
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