Hot Turkey

What is Hot Turkey?


1.

Starting something suddenly; the opposite of cold turkey.

Sean: "Dude, have you started smoking yet?"

Jeff: "No, but I'll do it soon."

Sean: "Come on, man! You said you'd do it by Thanksgiving and it's past New Year's now."

Jeff: "It's just too hard doing it hot turkey! Maybe I should start chewing Nicorette gum first."

Turk #1: "Have you switched from hot turkey to cold turkey sandwiches yet? It's almost summer here in Turkey and it's getting too hot for hot turkey."

Turk #2: "Yeah, I just quit hot turkey cold turkey in cold Turkey and now I'm starting cold turkey hot turkey in cold Turkey."

Turk #1: " Right on."

See hot turkey, smoking, chimney, the patch, Nick D


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