What is Hot Turkey Dinner?
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After a hearty indulgence on Thanksgiving, the recepient of the "HTD" lays on their back and places a turkey basting tin on their chest. The giver then hovers above the tin and proceeds to deficate. It is only the Hot Turkey Dinner if it occurs on Thanksgiving Day, if it occurs the next day, it shall be referred to as the Black Friday Brunch.
Who's ready for a Hot Turkey Dinner?
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