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A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet.
The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012.
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One who engages in sexual activity with deceased, sexually premature, animals.
George Bush is probably a necrobeastapedophiliac
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An overused excuse that hides a person's true intentions.
(Coined from Pokemon, where Misty always followed Ash until he "pai..