What is Hotchkiss?
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The Hotchkiss School is an independent boarding school located in Lakeville, Connecticut. Founded in 1891. Hotchkiss students are from all over but the most common areas are
parent 1: my daughter just heard back from prep schools and is going to hotchkiss.
parent 2: thats great my son just graduated and is playing lacrosse and princeton next year.
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The school you go to if your aunt is the same person as your mother. Generally attended by children who's special needs prevent them from wiping their own asses. Teachers have been known to show up to class drunk, stoned, and/or indecently exposed. While the school dean brags that many students grow up to attend the top 20 colleges in the country, that statement is only true if you consider secretly living in a cardboard box in the basement and dealing crack to students "attending." Notable times in the school history include the syphilis outbreak of '87, the great manure fire of '96, and that time that a student realized that he wasn't really in a horrible, strangely erotic dream.
Did you hear about the Hotchkiss kid who accidentally drowned to death when he tried to watch the rain fall down?
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The only man to successfully merge the twin world of history and no pants.
Hotchkiss took off his pants today