Hotel Hair

What is Hotel Hair?


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The either flat, static-y, greasy, thin, or just downright disgusting hair that results when you forgot your shampoo/conditioner at home and are forced to use the terrible crap that hotels call 'complimentary shampoo'.

"OH NO! I forgot my shampoo! I have to use this no-name crap! I wanted to look good tonight, but now I'm going to have Hotel Hair."

"Did you forget your shampoo?"

"Yeah, how could you tell?"

"You've got horrible Hotel Hair."

See bad hair, greasy hair, hotel, shampoo


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