Hotel Royal Essex

What is Hotel Royal Essex?

Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.

"I cant wait for my gf's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."

"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"

See oral sex, 69, give head, go down, oral pleasure

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