What is Hotel Royal Essex?
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Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.
"I cant wait for my
gf 's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."
"I hear our local senator got caught with some
floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"
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Doing two chicks at the same time
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