Hotness Scale 2.0

What is Hotness Scale 2.0?


1.

An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."

"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."

"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."

See hotness, scale, rank, dime, ten

2.

An elaborate way to rank girls in which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."

"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."

"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."

See hotness, scale, objectify, rank, women


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