Hotness Scale

What is Hotness Scale?


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An elaborate way to rate girls that incorporates a variety of aspects included in a woman's attractiveness. The scale is comprised of 3 numbers.

1. The female's hotness number out of 10. (5 is average and should represent the greater majority of women.)

2. Either a 1 or a 0. 1 for doable. 0 for not doable.

3. This number is only given if there was a 0 for the second criterion. This number is the blood alcohol content required to bump the lady up to a 1 on number two.

(Female passes by....)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .09 on the hotness scale."

"Dude, really? For me, she's a 5.2 over 1."

"Nah, I'd have to be pretty bombed to mess with that."

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