What is Hotpocket?
1.
When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
"I'm about to cum..."
(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)
"HOTPOCKET!"
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2.
Where you put your penis. A warm place to go when it is cold outside and the world is cruel.
I stuffed her hotpocket full of sausage and eventually a delicouse creamy filling.
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3.
A euphemism for for vagina.
"Oh yeah, Karen! I'd love to take a bite out of that hotpocket"
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4.
When an erect penis bends sideways and pokes out of or nestles into the pocket of his pants.
Girl 1: I was rubbing on my boyfriends penis, and it was sort of sticking into his pocket, sideways.
Girl 2: That's called a hotpocket.
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5.
when you fart and pull the covers over your mates head and they suffer.
yeah, last night i pulled the hotpocket on that hoe.
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6.
Mult. definitions: a, where you stick a body part into someones shoulder for warmth when its cold and rub. b, rubbing on someones shoulder to produce sexual bliss.
girl: I'm cold.
guy: here use my hotpocket
or
:why are you rubbing on my shoulder?
:jizzed in my pants
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7.
An overheated pocket due to an expandable, solar powered microwave found in ones pocket.
Young Daniel suffered from "Hotpocket" when he left his expandable, solar powered microwave in his pocket for much too long.
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