Hotpocket Powers

What is Hotpocket Powers?


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Super powers used by a couple who love each other to thwart relationship ruiners but conjuring boiling lava hot hotpockets and squeezing them into peoples faces. Users may or may not wear matching "H" and "P" costumes.

This faggot is trying to break us up, lets use our hotpocket powers and melt his flesh!

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