What is Hotpockets?
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A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."
"Are your hotpockets cold in the middle? Yes, they're frozen!"
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1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis phys..
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Masturbation, jerking off.
My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.
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A term for when a man gets an erection, but has no use for it at the time.
Single man: "I woke up again with another useless boner..