What is Hotpockets?
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A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."
"Are your hotpockets cold in the middle? Yes, they're frozen!"
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Something that destroys everything it touches, the antonym of the midas touch
What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog..