What is Hotpockets?
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A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."
"Are your hotpockets cold in the middle? Yes, they're frozen!"
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The slobber coming out the corner of a dog's mouth when it falls on the floor into a puddle of of its own heavily accumulated drool..