Hot-steamer

What is Hot-steamer?


1.

Micorwaving the jizz in the condom, and when you're finished you smack your partner in the face with it just hard enough to make it break.. causing scorching of the face.

Last night I burned your mothers face with my Hot-Steamer.


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