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While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.
Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things..
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one of the many things i wish i had
If only i wasn't hung like a crayon and had a gian black penis
See asymptote..
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when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass
sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex
See monkey sex..