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in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster
I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on..
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The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.
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When all the people in front of you at a red light move up a couple of feet at a time several times while waiting for the green light.
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