Houdini 300

What is Houdini 300?

Yet another variation on the classic Houdini, prerequisites are that you MUST be wearing a loincloth.

*Do your lady from behind

*Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on her back

*When she turns around, unleash your load in her face

*As she stares at you in disbelief, strike a mighty blow and bellow 'THIS IS SPARTA!'

*Finish off by striking a homosexual limp-wristed pose, a la xerxes

"Hey Steve, I Houdini 300'd your mum last night!"

"STEVE!, are you listening?????!"

"Sorry, I was thinking of xerxes in a loincloth!"

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