What is Houdini Mixed Blessing?


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Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).

Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.

Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.

Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.

Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.

Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.

Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.

Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.

Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.

Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.

Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!

Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.

"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"

"Aw really? that sucks."

"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"

"Yea boy! At what price though?"

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