Houdini's Breakfast

What is Houdini's Breakfast?


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A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)

Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"

Female: "Yes! What will we have?"

Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"

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