Houk

What is Houk?

Stinkin' bird, usualy comes wi a set of beef lips.

"Yer maw is a houk"

"A wis pished so a shagged a houk"

"Theres a houk on me and a cannie get her off"

"Boak on a houks tits"

See minger, munt

Contrive

1. 1)To cleverly plan or scheme. 2)To create through improvisation 1)John contrived a way to get large amounts of money with minimal eff..

Offence

1. How retards spell "offense". Retard: "Hey, no offence but-" Me: "*smacks*" See dumbass, retard, smart, ..

Reverse Camel

1. Receiving a rim job while performing Russian backwards on a girl. I blew like Mt. St. Helens while giving that chick last night a rever..

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