Houk

What is Houk?

Stinkin' bird, usualy comes wi a set of beef lips.

"Yer maw is a houk"

"A wis pished so a shagged a houk"

"Theres a houk on me and a cannie get her off"

"Boak on a houks tits"

See minger, munt

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