What is House Centipede?
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A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself.
me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*
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