What is House Centipede?
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A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself.
me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*
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Sex with the woman on top, as in this joke curently making the rounds in SF bars:
Source: lonestarSF, San Francisco
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What occurs when a man (sometimes a woman) ejaculates and flatulates at the same moment.
Eflatulation is no laughing matter.
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