House Pet

What is House Pet?


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A significant otherwho is mostly ornamental. Someone who you are in a superficial relationship with, usually a ditz kept around mostly for sexual gratification.

Her and I aren't exactly discussing philosophy, she's more of a house pet.

See pet, ditz, superficial, genious


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