Housebeater

What is Housebeater?


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Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.

Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"

Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"

Cody: "your such a housebeater"

See gay, masturbation, loser, blue balls


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