What is Housed?
1.
Completely destroyed. Beaten down like the "the man" beats people down. Beaten with assistance of overwhelming odds. As in, I just beat you so bad, I took everything including down to your house. Think repo man.
Jesus, I just got housed.
2.
To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.
If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.
3.
extremly intoxicated, the highest form of drunk possible.
Hurry up man, I'm trying to get housed before the night is done.
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4.
To have eaten or drunk something really fast.
She bought ice cream and housed it in like 3 seconds
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5.
To get ruffed up, attacked, taken.
Dude, Jared got housed last night by those thugs.
I'll house you.
Don't get housed
Sh'e getting housed upstairs
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6.
To be beat or overpowered (physically, in a game, in a challenge of words).
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You got housed.
Consider yourself housed.
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7.
the action of defecating on an inanimate object
i so housed that guy's car!!
OMG!!! Someone housed in my bowl of fruit loops!!
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