What is Housequake?
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Slang term for a house party. Usually attended by under age adults and accompanied with loud thumping music, copious amounts of 16 oz dixie cups, at least 2 independent drinking game factions, and bro:hoe ratio no where below 4:1. Housequakes are only officially housequakes in the past tense, as they MUST be concluded with a disturbing the peace noise complaint.
I ended up at that housequake over by the Mont last night. I found some cougar in training who wanted to come home. Long story short I have to go to the health clinic and I lost my ring flyer...That's like the third one. I'm pissed.
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Saddam Hussein needed to demonkeyize his face ..
