Housewife Edit Meaning

1.

A woman who stays home to take care of the house, the kids, the husband and the pets. She works up a sweat, has anxiety attacks and burst into tears when a 2 year old says "no!" for the 100th time that day after having to picking up dog poop from the livingroom floor, washing 3 loads of laundry, washed all the dishes, went grocery shopping with 2 screaming kids, who get sick and throw up in the middle of the store. Then she comes home ,cleans up the kids, starts to make dinner with both kids hanging on her leg, only to have it burn. She recieves no thanks from anyone and gets no paycheck.

I have no life...I am a housewife.

2.

What a woman becomes AFTER she realises that there are things more important in life than HERSELF. She is able to realise that by emasculating her husband she is doing more harm than good and that by supporting her husband and children and taking care of the homefront she can contribute to the welfare of her family and society by ensuring that her children don't become 'latch key' kids. A housewife is a woman who is not content to allow someone else to raise her family.

ME! Ive had a career, i am still studying and futhering my education and i help my husband run a successful business from home, i cook, i clean and i look after my son and husband. All while waiting for a transplant, so don't you dare tell me i'm lazy becuase i'm a housewife

See mother, cleaner, housewife

3.

promounced 'uss-uff' - is what sailor's used to take to sea with them (because they couldn't take their wives or girlfriends). Namely a sewing kit - for making repairs to clothes.

Got your housewife, Jack?

See sewing, sailors, stitching

4.

to penetrate someone using a broom or a mop

Man i got with this girl last night and i housewifed that hoe

See broom, penetrate, insert, superman

5.

What a woman becomes when she has no job skills, no career aspirations, no confidence and no goals in life.

Becoming a housewife has got to be the most mind-numbing waste of time in this world. There's nothing wrong with being one if they have another job or calling on the side, but to do it and nothing else means you are in need of serious help.

See wife, marriage, family, soccer mom, loneliness, krock1dk

6.

An uneducated woman with no self-esteem and no life who thinks she has to devote herself to rearing children, her husband, the home and the pets.

A housewife is what a woman becomes when she has no goals in life.

See marriage, kids, family, uneducated, krock1dk

7.

Someone that is unemployed an stays home all day doing nothing.

Elena, get off your ass you friggin' housewife.