Housewife Weight

What is Housewife Weight?


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The excessive baggage that is gradually acquired over time by a housewife. They start off pretty, but slowly turn into fat cows who do nothing all day but sit around and eat things covered in chocolate and creamy shit.

Housewife weight results from a belief that, since the woman already has a husband who will pay for all the stupid, pointless shit she wants, she has a right to stop exercising and eating right, because she thinks that he will not leave her. If the man is smart, he will drop her tubby ass like a bad habit and find a girl half his age.

Once upon a time, John married a hot young intelligent woman named Jane. Jane began gaining housewife weight, and slowly morphed from a 9 into a -2, and became indestinguishable from a common farm hog.

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