Houstie

What is Houstie?


1.

Wee hood who screams in pain as he waxes his funny eyebrows,while plotting wot car he should steal next.Enjoys stealing toilet roll and jam from his local college along with his greasy accomplice.Should not be trusted with a paper bag,as he will probably steal it along with ur pritt stick and go get high.Scumbags of the earth.

Here ya wee houstie where did all these napkins and cutlery come from? ya didnt rob the church cafe again did ya?!

2.

slippy wee man, who will still ur shoes if ur not careful.

The man from strabane was a slippy wee man

3.

Doush bag from dirtybane who drives a shitty nova,which he stole of his own granny, whos house he ransacked, leaving only soap and shampoo as he doesnt wash. smelly wee fucker

Uh come on, dont be a houstie and go wash that shite from your legs.


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