Houston Jetpacked

What is Houston Jetpacked?


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You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker

Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"

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