Houston Rockets

What is Houston Rockets?


1.

Lucky unlucky NBA team who managed to get a 22 win streak that got ended by the Celtics in the 2007-2008 season.

Dude: Wanna watch the Houston Rockets tonight?

Other Dude: No dude I don't want to jinks it they might lose.

See rockets, basketball, nba

2.

The Houston Rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. They are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!

Unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-prone players.

For Example:

Jamabalaya Jackson

Alex Rodriquez

Tracy McLady/McLazyEye/BrokeBackMcGrady/stupid wanker

Peyton Manning

Clutch the Mascot.

There are many Houston Rockets examples I could show you, but browsing through the GARM section at Clutchfans will make everything self-explanatory.

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