What is Houtman?
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last name given from an alcoholic father who raises everyone else's children, except his own and loses his son while trying to race a airboat down the river while holding a beer in each hand
daddy houtman says "stupid kid. just go to the orphanage"
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Term used when everything goes absolutely wrong, and you want to turn to the person next to you and cut their fucking face off with a du..
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An extremely unattractive woman
I was out at the bar with Woogis M last nite, he remarked that the chick sitting next to us is so harsh..
