What is Houtman?
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last name given from an alcoholic father who raises everyone else's children, except his own and loses his son while trying to race a airboat down the river while holding a beer in each hand
daddy houtman says "stupid kid. just go to the orphanage"
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The act of defecating in a girl's mouth while ejaculating into a toilet
i told meagan what a reverse lumpkin is and then we did it..
