What is Houtman?
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last name given from an alcoholic father who raises everyone else's children, except his own and loses his son while trying to race a airboat down the river while holding a beer in each hand
daddy houtman says "stupid kid. just go to the orphanage"
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Random insult for females only.
Male counterpart is Knobbie-Wankie
Oh MAX'S MUM, YOU STUPID FANNY-POKEY!!..
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The Best Damn breakfast sandwich ever introduced. Its origins can be found from within Ram's Head Diner at UNC-Chapel Hill circa 20..
