Houtman

What is Houtman?


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last name given from an alcoholic father who raises everyone else's children, except his own and loses his son while trying to race a airboat down the river while holding a beer in each hand

daddy houtman says "stupid kid. just go to the orphanage"

See dad, son, airboat, beer, children


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