Houts

What is Houts?

The act of unexpectedly not showing up for an event, particularly within hours of saying you will show up. Pronounced "Hoots".

"Is Kelly going to show up or not? Well he called me ten minutes ago... I think we just got houtsed"

See ditch, reliable, punctual, on time, missing

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