What is Hovan?
1.
a short chubby little penguin who speaks total nonsense, the kind that absolutely no one understands. Occasionally pleasures himself by watching animal porn with his parents. His favorite episode is called "The Penguin Adventures" and his favorite movie is the foot fetish called "Happy Feet". Every Winter he will migrate to the nearest "animal clubhouse" and have the time of his life!
Oh! Look on the sidewalk, is that a Hovan I spotted! Fascinating! When I grow up I want to be a Hovan!
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2.
Nickname of a fat bastard named Donovan Jones. He constantly eats pies (Goddfry's or Fray Bentos). Plays with his lego all day and all night. Never actually speaks human words but mumbles jiberish out of his arse.
"xshgxvye xwqhewd xwvs3yyr frifr", says donovan.
"Shut the fuck up, hovan"
"jwsyws eiiude" He replies, holding his dog's bollocks in one hand and a pie in the other.
