Hover Edit Meaning

1.

To piss all over the toilet seat. Women do this in order to make the toilet seat a disgusting mess, and secondly to encourage further hovering by subsequent users of the toilet.

The toilet seat is a disgusting mess because the last five girls that used it all hovered.

See hover, hovering, toilet, piss, squat, squatting

2.

To leave the ground via a jump or launch ramp.

Lets go Hover in the snowboard park

See snowboard, jump, park, ramp, bike, emit

3.

Above board

Intimidating efficiency hover is well advised.

See above, board, intimidating, advised

4.

Hovering is the act of squatting like a helicopter over a dirty toilet seat in order to prevent from having to put your bum down.

I had to take a crap in the Exxon's bathroom but had to hover because some dumb shit pissed all over the seat.

See bum, hover, crap, crush, dirty

5.

Someone that you both hate and love. You love them more than you hate though.

You're my true hover

6.

When presented with a gross toilet, the act of not putting your bum on the seat in order to prevent pubic lice infestations or diseases from lot lizardsand skanks.

Never put your ass on a public toilet seat. Always hover.