Hoverability

What is Hoverability?


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the degree to which one can successfully hover their asscheeks over and take a crap on top of the, by now, absolutely disgusting pile of shit that builds up in most port-a-potties on the closing days of a music festival or other widely attended event. not having your asscheeks touch the seat is a key concept of hoverability.

"good god, that port-a-john is disgusting. how the hell did you use that thing?"

"i've got good hoverability, bro."

See shit, poop, festival, gross


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