What is Hovercraft?
1.
A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.
Joe: Jenna, Hovercraft at 6 0'clock!
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*
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1: A hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (ACV), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.
2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
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3.
During anal sex, the "receiver" releases gas, that causes the "supplier" to experience a slight loss of contact.
Kenny gave Chris a hovercraft during their amazingly passionate gay intercourse.
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4.
to be bad at picking up broads. and having no wheels
man i cant pick up any broads tonight i am hovercraft
man i got no wheels i am a hovercraft
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5.
When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!
Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.
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