Hovercrap

What is Hovercrap?

To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions.

Being -10 degrees outside, I didnt want my ass to freeze so I took a hovercrap. Someone shit all over the seat, so i had to take a hovercrap

1)The act of hovering over the toilet seat during defecation. Usually the result of encountering an offensive public toilet

2)The resultant pile of feces left on the back of the toilet seat during this act.

That shitter was so foul I did a hovercrap.

Rack-jack

1. to steal one's date, escort, etc. origin: tv show "How I Met Your Mother" I can't believe he rack-jacked my date! ..

For Blood

1. adv. acting or doing something to the extreme. When Sally came home with 34 department store bags, I knew she went shopping For Blood. ..

Troat Sack

1. Area between either side of the jaw and the bottom of the neck. "You got a bug on you troat sack" "get it for me!"..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Hovercrap Edit Meaning