What is Hovercrap?
1.
To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions.
Being -10 degrees outside, I didnt want my ass to freeze so I took a hovercrap. Someone shit all over the seat, so i had to take a hovercrap
2.
1)The act of hovering over the toilet seat during defecation. Usually the result of encountering an offensive public toilet
2)The resultant pile of feces left on the back of the toilet seat during this act.
That shitter was so foul I did a hovercrap.
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The act of talking a nice juicy dump into a womans vagina, then give her anal so hard that it squeezes the shit out like play-doh
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1.
To go out of the way to suck up and curry favor with another person, especially to get something you want.
The salesman kissed all four..
