What is Hovering Alfred?
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
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A carnivorous plant that traps its prey by attracting it with its flowers and then closing over top of it.
The thing with jagged teeth ..
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The damn people that steal eBay auctions at the last second when I'm winning.
Locutus is a eBay sniper.
See cheater, ebayer, frau..
