What is Hovering Alfred?
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
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A huge dump.
Yo, Jovanny, I just took a badunkadump that clogged up your toilet.
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A guy who thinks he is better than his sister when he is really the ultimate dork. Comes from the streets just south of San Francisco
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