What is Hovering Alfred?
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
Random Words:
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1) A fan of 30 Seconds to Mars, Tokio Hotel, and My Chemical Romance.
2) A quickie with a Japanese prostitute.
1) I'm a die hard ..
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phrase shouted in frustration when a girl wont open her legs, girl often known as a dick tease
girl: im on my period
boy: GET IT OUT....
