What is Hovering Alfred?
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
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Driving around on garbage night to find some good stuff that other people have thrown out.
We're going urban-shopping later for so..
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To take a dump, preferably a large one, with a nugget for every member of the Huxtable household. Some "parole officers" have..
