What is Hovering Alfred?
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
Random Words:
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Smack head.One who can`t stop shooting up, often seen in trainspotting , down the dirtiest tiolets in Scotland.
That titaniafairyprince..
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when something is just so amazingly hooby groovy
you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo ..
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A man who turns things in to spaghetti just by touching it.
"The spaghetti man just made the spaghetti fall out of my face"..
