What is Hovering Alfred?
1.
The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
Random Words:
1.
A highly technical description of an electrical part that is unknown
Techo 1: Hey, why isn't that working?
Techo 2: Not sure, I t..
1.
When some tries to impress a girl or group of girls, by saying something funny in order to receive attention, but ends up saying somethi..
1.
(Semnopithicus quizus)
The native species of primate belonging to the region of Pu Chute in Western Chiwibble. These are often found f..