Hovering Alfred

What is Hovering Alfred?


1.

The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.

They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.


89

Random Words:

1. abreviations for FROZEN CAT GIRL. Crazy bitch that froze her cat in her fridge "ew! FCG is coming!, Hide your cookies chapin!&qu..
1. commonly related to the carrot on the squared pie of a scone. Also known as the big donger! I'd give my picle to her with scones. ..
1. 1.sexy girls from rochester hills,michigan. 2.the girls at rochester high that give the neckk;no prudes allowed. 3.doesn't like l..