What is Hovering Alfred?
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
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The morbidly obese female that is (or should be) in the kitchen cooking your food right now.
My wife is the best kitchen whale ever.
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Racist term for an Asian person. A long the same lines as chink.
Look at that goddamn rice monkey over there with his slanty fucking ey..
