What is Hovering Alfred?
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
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The act of ejaculating onto another person when they are not expecting it. This included random acts of ejaculating on unsuspecting vict..
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She plays Cassie on the UK show Skins. On the show she is a very spacey, anorexic character, and probably the most unique.
Hannah Murra..
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1. The most awesome person in the world.
2. Member of the band CrowHaven
3. Sexy Emo blond guy. :)
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