What is Hovering Alfred?
1.
The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
Random Words:
1.
those long cylindrical plastic things that you bang together at a netball game
we went to a netball game and banged our hoojamafloos to..
1.
a penis
ow! there goes my vagina cable
See dick, slong, tally wacker..
