What is Hovering Alfred?
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
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Refers to a stinky and rather dirty coochie.
A girl who does not use daily cleansing habits would have a RAUNCHY CHAUNCHY.
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The governing body of the Roman Catholic Church. They elect the Pope and take over papal duties when a Pope is not on the throne.
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