What is Hovering Alfred?
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
Random Words:
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To ravage with an up and back motion
...and I didn't want to lovelacecat your foot, because I knew it would drive you crazy.
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1. The slimy, thick, sometimes crusty green schmeg that discharges from the vagina after a queef occurs.
2. Also used as an insult to a..
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relaxing by eating, chewlaxing.
mom: hunnie wut are yhu doin ?
fat son: im chewlaxing mommy.!
See chew, eat, relax, relaxing, chewing..
