What is Hovering Alfred?
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The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.
They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.
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when a man thinks he is done taking a shit but when he wipes his ass and slightly pushes his gooch a whole load of poo squirts out
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A homosexual man who gets analy destroyed by various partners, one vicious pounding session after another. After time the queer's B..
