What is Hovey?
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A word for a girl who is stunningly beautiful, and at the same time is very nerdy. The girl may also be artistic. This term originated in the Pacific Northwest.
"Who's that beautiful artist girl you were talking to?"
"Oh, her. She's my Hovey."
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Jehovah's Witness
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hovey came knocking on my door just at the moment I was having a quickwank . I was most annoyed when I saw who it was and did the only sensible thing: I slammed the door in their face.
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