What is Hovig?
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a retarted armenian who cant spell and who thinks hes cool and has lots of friends but dosnt and also stalks people and calls you many many times every day.
That guy is such a hovig
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In ancient mythology; The God of Wind guiding the path of sheep. In modern types, Armenian male with great attributes usually flourish with exceptional talent.
Don't get the Hovig mad, he will blow you away.
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