What is Hovig?
1.
a retarted armenian who cant spell and who thinks hes cool and has lots of friends but dosnt and also stalks people and calls you many many times every day.
That guy is such a hovig
See
2.
In ancient mythology; The God of Wind guiding the path of sheep. In modern types, Armenian male with great attributes usually flourish with exceptional talent.
Don't get the Hovig mad, he will blow you away.
See
Random Words:
1.
an unbelieveable wedgie..may also be used as an unpickable wedgie
dude in the locker room this guy gave me an unwedgeable
. He hung me..
1.
A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)
The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 f..