What is Hovis?
1.
another word for bisexual... as in Hovis "best of both" (the bread)
my science teacher is deffinitly hovis
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2.
adj. Dead, deceased.
From Cockney rhyming slang: Brown bread=dead. Hovis is noted for producing wholemeal bread.
"If your parachute doesn't open at 10,000 feet-- you'll be hovis"
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3.
ur main friend in ur gang: homie, nigga, brother
just chillin wif ma hovis ya'll
4.
london ('townie') slang for an arsenal supporter.
Up the arsenal ? up the hovis!
5.
Hovis is a word meaning "unwholesome" or basically not good for the soul.
Guy 1: Hey did you watch that program on cannibalism last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! Hey I like eating human flesh, I think!
Guy 1: Dude! That ain't Hovis!!!
Guy 1 walks off...
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