How I Roll

What is How I Roll?


1.

A justification for how someone behaves

Brendan: Hey Rob, why are you at a 20% in science?

Rob: Because I don't hand in any homework

Brendan: Why?

Rob: Because that's how I roll.

See bouncing, evil, arabian sandstorm, jesus

2.

used to affirm one's impressive attribute

-you always carry around $5000 in cash?

-yeah, that's how i roll

-did you just kick that guy's ass because he looked at your girl?

-you know, that's how i roll

See roll

3.

A completely arbitrary and pathetic way to excuse any sort of behavior. By defining an action or ideal as "how you roll", you make whatever you're describing perfectly acceptable to any and all audiences. After all, it's how you roll.

Girl: Hey, what's wrong with you, grabbing a stranger's boobs in public?

Guy: Sorry, it's just how I roll.

Girl: Okay, that's fine then.

See excuse, pretext, lame, stupid, bollocks


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