How To Be Hardcore

What is How To Be Hardcore?


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Follow these 10 simple steps kids and you'll be on your way to being HARDCORE

How To Be Hardcore:

1) tight ripped jeans, or slip on shorts

2) slipons or pumas are vital to every hardcore kids feet

3) wear shirts with hearts, knives, guns, blood, band logos, 2x too small

4) wear FUR, cause hxc kids kill animals

5) black or white belt, with spikes, NOTHING ELSE

6) fanny pack, orange with dinosaurs

7) IPOD!! so you can listen to music at shows! 2 KINDS AT ONCE!

8) wear some bling, cause hey rap is hardcore too

9) listen to obnoxious loud screaming music, ESPECIALLY when you can't decipher the words :D

annnnnnd

10) STRAIGHTEDGE is the key to hardcore, no drugs, alcohol, smoking, or fucking..

VERY IMPORTANT

XX TRIPLE X STRAIGHTEDGE KEEP IT REAL YO !

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