How To Cook A Turkey

What is How To Cook A Turkey?


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1. Go buy a turkey

2. Take a drink of whiskey

3. Put the turkey in the oven

4. Take another two drinks of whiskey

5. Set the degree at 375 ovens

6. Take three more whiskeys of drink

7 Turn oven the on

8. Take four whisks of drinkey

9. Turk the bastey

10. Whiskey another bottle of get

11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer

12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey

13. Bake the whiskey for four hours

14. Take the oven out of the turkey

15. Take the oven out of the whiskey

16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick

17. Turk the carvey

18. Get yourself another scottle of botch

19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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