Howard Holcomb

What is Howard Holcomb?


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A terrible golfer who flips up his shirt collar and annoys the hell out of everyone he comes into contact with. May have a tan but normally it is a spray-on. Also loves to have sex with his father who he contracted HIV from. His face looks like herpes smeared with shit.

You: God, did you see that douche bag?

Me: Yeah, gross, he was a total Howard Holcomb.


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