What is Howard Holcomb?
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A terrible golfer who flips up his shirt collar and annoys the hell out of everyone he comes into contact with. May have a tan but normally it is a spray-on. Also loves to have sex with his father who he contracted HIV from. His face looks like herpes smeared with
You: God, did you see that douche bag?
Me: Yeah, gross, he was a total Howard Holcomb.
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Anything that is SOOO completely awkward that an "awkward turtle" just wont suffice.....This moment is sooo shameful that you ..
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The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.
Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, t..
