Howard Johnson

What is Howard Johnson?

Hand Job. Also known as a HJ. Heard on WMMR on 8-3.

I was in a movie theater when my girlfriend moved the popcorn box and started giving me a Howard Johnson.

See hand job, jerk off, whacking, masturbation

Aumphg

1. The literary OMFG. Aumphg! You killed Polonius! See omfg, omg, lol, lmao, rotflol, oedipus..

Purrgasm

1. The act of stroking a cat repeatedly (or petting and the like) until it purrs loudly. My cat can't stop after it starts its Purrga..

The Watcher

1. its a third uknown party whom always has their watchfull eye upon the other partys.... stays in the background but always knows whats go..

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