Howard Johnson

What is Howard Johnson?

Hand Job. Also known as a HJ. Heard on WMMR on 8-3.

I was in a movie theater when my girlfriend moved the popcorn box and started giving me a Howard Johnson.

See hand job, jerk off, whacking, masturbation

Earb

1. Extremely Apparent Reason Boner In the same family as ARB, and the opposite of NARB "Ew, that guy definitely has an EARB." ..

Sepherikal

1. A state of inebriation; even more so than your peers that are hanging out with you. 1-Kyle acts gay even when he is not sepherikal; but..

Gumpkin

1. The act of receiving a gummer (no tooth blow job) while defecating. "yo, you're grandma's a pro at giving out gumpkins!&..

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