Howard Johnson

What is Howard Johnson?

Hand Job. Also known as a HJ. Heard on WMMR on 8-3.

I was in a movie theater when my girlfriend moved the popcorn box and started giving me a Howard Johnson.

See hand job, jerk off, whacking, masturbation

Ol' Kentucky

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Letdown

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Nerple

1. Something that follows the word purple and results in a hurt nipple. Hey look at that kid, hes getting a purple nerple. See purple ner..

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