Howard Kao

What is Howard Kao?

1. A Chinese nerd who gives out blowjobs on the streets-for fun.

2. A Chinese massochist who pleasures himself and his mom with whips and spikes.

That homeless guy is such a Howard Kao.

See Pedro

1. Dude w/ a heart colder than a witche's teat on an ice cube.

2. has stubby fingers.

guy 1: i'm cool

guy 2: i'm cooler

guy 1: no, i'm cooler

guy 2: well i'm howard kao.

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