What is Howard Kao?
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1. A Chinese nerd who gives out blowjobs on the streets-for fun.
2. A Chinese massochist who pleasures himself and his mom with whips and spikes.
That homeless guy is such a Howard Kao.
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1. Dude w/ a heart colder than a witche's teat on an ice cube.
2. has stubby fingers.
guy 1: i'm cool
guy 2: i'm cooler
guy 1: no, i'm cooler
guy 2: well i'm howard kao.
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