Howard Kao

What is Howard Kao?

1. A Chinese nerd who gives out blowjobs on the streets-for fun.

2. A Chinese massochist who pleasures himself and his mom with whips and spikes.

That homeless guy is such a Howard Kao.

See Pedro

1. Dude w/ a heart colder than a witche's teat on an ice cube.

2. has stubby fingers.

guy 1: i'm cool

guy 2: i'm cooler

guy 1: no, i'm cooler

guy 2: well i'm howard kao.

See futtbucker

Zlata

1. A tall lanky bird with a beak the same length as its wingspan. It also has a mangina (aka a basket of fruit). Also has homosexual mati..

Vampaloons

1. Those ridiculously oversized Goth bondage flair pants. OMG look at that goth in those stupid vampaloons See goth, pants, stupid, bonda..

Dick Someone Over

1. to treat unfairly. usually used when referring to the actions of a man who does not demonstrate good intentions towards a dating intere..

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