Howard Kao

What is Howard Kao?

1. A Chinese nerd who gives out blowjobs on the streets-for fun.

2. A Chinese massochist who pleasures himself and his mom with whips and spikes.

That homeless guy is such a Howard Kao.

See Pedro

1. Dude w/ a heart colder than a witche's teat on an ice cube.

2. has stubby fingers.

guy 1: i'm cool

guy 2: i'm cooler

guy 1: no, i'm cooler

guy 2: well i'm howard kao.

See futtbucker

Qualified

1. well hung; posessing a large penis I saw Dan out on the track today and he looks pretty qualified. See big, package, junk, hung, dcoy ..

Injured

1. Okay, this one's going around fast! I just made it up last week, and knew I had to snag my credit before someone else did...anyways..

Ninja Shitter

1. One who shits on houses stealthaly. "Man, Evan is a ninja shitter!" See evan, ninja, shitter, pike, shit..

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